Sex Hall of Fame

The other day after a particularly great romp in the sack with LL3, I made the comment that it was the best ever. I meant this to mean the best ever with him. Well he replied with “the best ever, ever, ever?” What could I say? Talk about a loaded question. No it wasn’t my best ever, but the best with him is still a step in the right direction, right?
So I did what any girlfriend who cares what her guy thinks would do, I lied. I agreed that he was the best I ever had, which probably gave him a bigger head than he deserved. This little exchange made me ponder what exactly was the best sex I ever had?

It really is hard to narrow the experiences down to measure and compare them. I liked each guy for different reasons and everyone has their own technique. Regardless, I decided to pick my most memorable moments and what follows are my top 5 sexual experiences (so far).

# 5 – This was a tough one. If it weren’t for the fact that this guy made me weak in the knees the first few times I was with him, it wouldn’t have made it onto the list. Sinatra and I had a short and sweet fling, but it was the first time we had sex that was truly amazing. It happened one night after months of sexual tension. We had just come out of the club and our friends left us alone in my apartment. I coyly invited him to talk more comfortably in the bedroom, and it only took that invitation for him to throw me onto my bed with his mouth pressed to mine.
What can I say? This guy knew his stuff. He was doing everything for me to enjoy the experience. When he broke out the warm body oil massage, it was over. I was totally putty in his hands. Combine the action with the music in the background, on his suggestion, and it was definitely a top-rated night.

# 4 – My sexual relationship with LL3 is still blossoming and changing all the time. His shyness combined with my experimental and wilder attitude, is slowly bringing him over to my side. The best example of this certain change was upon our leaving Atlantic City. I don’t even remember how it started, but after we packed the car and got into the front seats we were kissing. Next thing I know LL3 is tempting me into joining him in the driver’s seat. Even with the seat back, not much room for us and we moved to the back. Once in the back we really went at it.
I don’t know how long we were having sex but we managed a few positions and I know the truck was bouncing. Not even the tint-less back window and the cars passing us in the garage were going to stop us. The car positions just give you new and amazing ways to feel things. It still gives me chills just thinking about it.

# 3 – Talk about ringing in the New Year with a bang! A bunch of my friends and I went to a house party to celebrate the year 2007. It was a fancy party but we all got drunk and had a good time. I’m not sure what time we actually left the party, but I know Buddy and I were feeling good (read: tipsy). He accompanied me to my apartment and I narrowly remembered my girl K sleeping in the bedroom. We decided to take a shower together and warm up there.
Well we couldn’t even wait for the shower. We went at it right on the little green rug of my bathroom floor as the steam filled the small room. There’s more. Once the shower was over I was wrapped in a towel and we sat on the couch to talk. As I was looking at him, I got a sudden urge to kiss him. The towel fell to the floor and I was on him in a couple of minutes. Best. New Year’s. Ever.

# 2 – I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, one of my most giving and adventurous partners was Ex. I was a mere inexperienced teen when we met and he taught me more things that I didn’t even know I liked. I was a great student and was willing to try pretty much anything. When I thought about Ex, and how I knew he’d be in my top 5, I tried to narrow down one experience to choose from. It has proven to be really difficult, but here it goes.
Ex and I took turns being the aggressor of our encounters. One hot day in summer I was wearing one of my jean mini skirts. We were preparing food in his kitchen and I just got in the mood. One thing I love to do to men is tease. So I commenced to teasing Ex by rubbing my tightly veiled butt on his crotch. My seductive dance took little time to get him into it and he was lifting my skirt up and taking me right against the window of the kitchen. Even when we were finished, Ex was still raring for more. I was washing my hands in the bathroom sink and he came up behind me and was kissing my neck. Next thing I know I’m being lifted onto the bathroom sink and we finished our session there. By the end of our relationship we had christened every part of that house, guess that’s why he moved.

# 1 – To rank a time, let alone someone, as your best sexual experience is like crowning them ruler of your fantasies for life. But despite our amazing and ridiculous sexual chemistry, I don’t want Buddy to reign over that part of me forever. So here is my number one experience, but I’m expecting more number ones in the future.
I was turning 24 and decided to do it up in a matter where my friends could come and I’d enjoy myself. What we planned was a weekend in Atlantic City, road trip, hotel, casino, night life, just me and the guys (although I invited girlfriends none of them came). No one knew, at this point, that Buddy and I were having sex behind the scenes. Everyone thought we were friends just like the rest of us on the trip. The room we got had one bedroom with a queen sized bed and a sleeper sofa. I was getting the bed, but the debate was who was coming with me.
Buddy somehow managed to grab the bed for a “nap” and when it was time for all of us to retire I joined him. Once the door locked, all bets were off. Did I mention the incredible chemistry we had? We had sex all over that hotel room. I was on the wall, the floor, the bed, the dresser, you name it. I even had the ever elusive multiple orgasms. Combine the night with the fact that no one knew, and it was my birthday and that equaled a winning and memorable experience.

I don’t know how many of you made it this far, maybe this post was a little self indulgent? Regardless, with only 25 years behind me, I have no doubt that there are many more experiences to be had and I’ll probably tell them all here! Who wants to share their best sex encounter?