Maybe He's Not So Bad

I think at least once in everyone’s lifetime they have had the unfortunate experience of being liked by someone who was a little too into them. It’s the person who just never takes a hint and always seems to be around no matter how hard you try to avoid them. You probably don’t know the person that well, and it’s usually because they started their infatuation from afar. If you’ve ever been in that situation than you know the annoying and frustrating feelings you associate with that person.

Well, I wonder if anyone has given that person a shot. Maybe they finally wore on you, until you realized what a great person they are. Maybe. It got me thinking about how if I find myself single, maybe I should give that stalker er, clingy guy a shot. What do I have to lose, but maybe a little dignity?

When I really play out the scenario, the clingy guy would be just what I need. He will most likely adore me no matter what I do or what dumb mistakes I make. He will do anything for me when I ask, and sometimes when I don’t ask. Plus, he will enjoy every minute of it. What woman doesn’t want a guy who worships her hand and foot? I could sure use that dose of selfishness after dating these guys who are all into “equality” and stuff.

Where is the clingy guy now? In my junior year of high school he was following me around like a lovesick puppy. He walked me to my work (across the street) when I didn’t ask him to. He even gave me his only umbrella when it was raining outside. I didn’t think it was cute when I found out he planned on serenading me in front of my class on Valentine’s Day. No I wasn’t having any of it. Now what would I give for a mix tape or just a recording of a serenade?

I guess that’s what comes with age, hindsight is always 20/20. My reformed clingy guy from high school is married. I’m dating, but far from wedded bliss. But if this doesn’t pan out, well, I’ll be moving on to greener, clingier pastures. Who’s with me?